PeeHold the mouse button, Space, or a finger on the screen.
AimMove the mouse, drag your finger, or tilt your phone.
PaperKeep the stream on the toilet paper until it's soaked through and peels off. It dries out if you leave it.
SpiderIt runs when the stream lands nearby. Hit it directly to knock it down the slope and into the water.
FloaterPee on its far side to push it over the dark hole, then keep peeing on it to force it under.
MoveA and D or the arrow keys. On a phone, hold the arrow buttons. Hold into Dazza to squeeze past him. Ads 200, phones 250, stickers 150, beer 150, butts 100, grime 40 to 80. Hitting his thongs costs 25.
DazzaHe's aiming at your jobs too. Whoever finishes a job keeps it. Where your streams cross, it sprays everywhere.
TroughPee on the beer to wash it out. Push the butt along to the drain. Soak the sticker until it peels. Keep it off your thongs.
SkidsFresh, glossy smears wash straight off. Pale and greenish ones take longer. Dark, cracked crust needs a long blast.
AvoidEasing off lets a clump re-grip. Hammering the water causes splashback. Missing the bowl costs big. Pressure drops as you empty, so aim further.
Aim with
Tilt aiming works on phones.
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